2009 Ranking of the Bowls - No. 18 to 23
Arkansas QB Ryan Mallett
Arkansas QB Ryan Mallett
CollegeFootballNews.com
Posted Dec 11, 2009


Before they start, the ranking of the bowls and how entertaining they should be, along with an early prediction. The mediocre bowls ranked 18th to 23rd.

2009-2010 Bowl Rankings

How entertaining will the bowls be?

- Why each bowl might be good 

The 2009 Pre-Bowl Rankings
- No. 1 to No. 7 | No. 8 to No. 17 | No. 29 to No. 34 

By Pete Fiutak

The Jamie Jungerses ... Something To Do Because You're Bored
They're bowl games. What are you going to do, play with the kids?

28. AutoZone Liberty Bowl
January 2, Memphis TN 5:30 pm ESPN
East Carolina vs. Arkansas

Three Reasons To Watch This Bowl: 1) Ryan Mallett. Is this the Hog quarterback's final college appearance? That's the big question around the program as he has a big decision to make about his NFL future. 2) The Conference USA champion. This is a huge game for the league as it needs a win over the midrange SEC team for more respect. 3) ECU has won six of its last seven games with the one loss coming to Virginia Tech.
And Why You Should Spend Your Time Roasting Your Chestnuts: East Carolina doesn't have enough offense to keep up if Arkansas gets up early, and while the Hog defense isn't great, it's not as bad as Houston's.
Three Names To Drop Who'll Make The Perky Girl In Accounting Want To Take You Into The Storeroom During The Holiday Party For Smooches: 1) Dominique Lindsay, RB East Carolina, 2) Wendel Davis, LB Arkansas, 3) Matt Dodge, P East Carolina
First-Thought Pick That Might Change In The Next Few Days On A Whim: Arkansas 35 ... East Carolina 17
- Get Tickets For The Liberty Bowl
 

27. R&L Carriers New Orleans Bowl
December 20th, New Orleans LA, 8 pm ESPN
Southern Miss vs. Middle Tennessee
Three Reasons To Watch This Bowl: 1) Dwight Dasher. He might not have been the best quarterback in the Sun Belt this year, but he might have been the best all-around player. 2) Damion Fletcher. He might not have been the best running back in Conference USA this year, but he's63 yards away from his fourth straight 1,000-yard season. 3) Pass rush. MTSU's was the best in the Sun Belt and USM's was second in C-USA.
And Why You Should Spend Your Time Roasting Your Chestnuts: If this was on a Thursday night during the season, would you watch? Middle Tennessee's best win was over ULM (no, not Maryland).
Three Names To Drop That'll Make The Perky Girl In Accounting Want To Take You Into The Storeroom During The Holiday Party For Smooches: 1) Marcus Udell, CB MTSU, 2) Martevious Young, QB Southern Miss, 3) Tracy Lampley, KR/PR Southern Miss
First-Thought Pick That Might Change In The Next Few Days On A Whim: Southern Miss 26 ... Middle Tennessee 21
- Get Tickets For The New Orleans Bowl

26. Outback Bowl
January 1, Tampa FL, 11 am, ESPN
Northwestern vs. Auburn

Three Reasons To Watch This Bowl: 1) The Gus Malzahn offense. When it's humming, Auburn is a blast to watch. 2) Mike Kafka. He was the best quarterback in the Big Ten this year. Yes, even better than Daryll Clark. 3) Pat Fitzgerald. If you don't believe Northwestern will bring an A effort, Fitz will come to your house and sit on you.
And Why You Should Spend Your Time Roasting Your Chestnuts: It's Northwestern in a bowl. The Wildcats have rarely been pretty in the post-season. Auburn lost five of its last seven games.
Three Names To Drop That'll Make The Perky Girl In Accounting Want To Take You Into The Storeroom During The Holiday Party For Smooches: 1) Corey Wootton, DE Northwestern, 2) Ben Tate, RB Auburn, 3) Brad Phillips, S Northwestern
First-Thought Pick That Might Change In The Next Few Days On A Whim: Auburn 24 ... Northwestern 14
- Get Tickets For The Outback Bowl

25. St. Petersburg Bowl
December 19th, St. Petersburg FL, 8 pm, ESPN
Rutgers vs. UCF

Three Reasons To Watch This Bowl: 1) UCF is good. It might not have been C-USA title good, but it has the league's best defense and has a tremendous pass rush. The Knights won five of their last six games. 2) Rutgers always shows up for the bowls even again inferior competition. The Scarlet Knights have won their last three bowl games. 3) Rutgers is second in the nation tackles for loss. The defense on both sides will be aggressive.
And Why You Should Spend Your Time Roasting Your Chestnuts: Rutgers finished the season 99th in total offense, UCF finished 84th. Neither one lights up the scoreboard except against miserable Ds.
Three Names To Drop That'll Make The Perky Girl In Accounting Want To Take You Into The Storeroom During The Holiday Party For Smooches: 1) Tom Savage, QB Rutgers, 2) Brynn Harvey, RB UCF, 3) Bruce Miller, DE UCF
First-Thought Pick That Might Change In The Next Few Days On A Whim: Rutgers 27 ... UCF 13
- Get Tickets For The St. Petersburg Bowl

24. Pacific Life Holiday Bowl
December 30th, San Diego CA, 8 pm ESPN
Nebraska vs. Arizona
Three Reasons To Watch This Bowl: 1) Ndamukong Suh, Ndamukong Suh, Ndamukong Suh. 2) Arizona can play a little bit of D. The Wildcats finished second in the Pac 10 in total defense and was great against the mediocre offenses (like Nebraska's). 3) It's not going to be a blowout in any way. The two defenses are good enough to keep this tight until the end.
And Why You Should Spend Your Time Roasting Your Chestnuts: This might go ten overtimes without an offensive point. This could belike the Big 12 Championship without the high stakes, the drama, or the intensity.
Three Names To Drop That'll Make The Perky Girl In Accounting Want To Take You Into The Storeroom During The Holiday Party For Smooches: 1) Devin Ross, CB Arizona, 2) Jared Crick, DT Nebraska, 3) Nick Foles, QB Arizona
First-Thought Pick That Might Change In The Next Few Days On A Whim: Arizona 16 ... Nebraska 13
- Get Tickets For The Holiday Bowl

23. San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl
December 23rd, San Diego CA, 8 pm, ESPN
Utah vs. California
Three Reasons To Watch This Bowl: 1) Mountain West vs. Pac 10 is always interesting. If the Utes win, that will only add fuel to the fire that the top three teams in the M-West are as good as anyone in the Pac 10. 2) Utah is on an eight-game winning streak in the bowls. Its three losses were to TCU, Oregon, and BYU (in double overtime). 3) When Cal decides to play, it has the playmakers and the athleticism to come up with the win.
And Why You Should Spend Your Time Roasting Your Chestnuts: When Cal doesn't decide to play, yeeeeeeesh. Cal hasn't quite played up to its talent level on a consistent basis and Jahvid Best is questionable at very best.
Three Names To Drop That'll Make The Perky Girl In Accounting Want To Take You Into The Storeroom During The Holiday Party For Smooches: 1) Zane Beadles, OT Utah, 2) Shane Vereen, RB Cal (if Best can't go), 3) Mike Mohamed, LB Cal
First-Thought Pick That Might Change In The Next Few Days On A Whim: Utah 31 ... California 24
- Get Tickets For The Poinsettia Bowl

22. Meineke Car Care Bowl
December 26th, Charlotte NC, 4 pm, ESPN
North Carolina vs. Pitt
Three Reasons To Watch This Bowl: 1) The North Carolina defense. It's swarming, aggressive, and it could turn out to be the talk of the bowl games if it shuts down the dangerous Pitt offense. 2) Pitt's RB Dion Lewis, WR Jonathan Baldwin, and TE Dorin Dickerson. There might not be a better trio of skill players in college football. 3) The coaches. North Carolina's Butch Davis and Pitt's Dave Wannstedt might be failed pro coaches, but the Jimmy Johnson disciples are doing a solid job
And Why You Should Spend Your Time Roasting Your Chestnuts: When North Carolina's offense is bad, it's really bad. It finished 107th in the nation in total offense and 102nd in passing. Pitt has lost its last three bowl games including last year's 3-0 thriller to Oregon State in the Sun Bowl.
Three Names To Drop That'll Make The Perky Girl In Accounting Want To Take You Into The Storeroom During The Holiday Party For Smooches: 1) Greg Romeus, DE Pitt, 2) Deunta Williams, S North Carolina, 3) Marvin Austin, DT North Carolina
First-Thought Pick That Might Change In The Next Few Days On A Whim: North Carolina 20 ... Pitt 17
- Get Tickets For The Meineke Car Care Bowl

21. Sheraton Hawaii Bowl
December 24th, Honolulu HI, 8 pm, ESPN
SMU vs. Nevada

Three Reasons To Watch This Bowl: 1) Nevada averages 362 rushing yards per game and has three 1,000-yard rushers. It really is the most fun offense in America to watch. 2) If return of June Jones to Hawaii gets you fired up in any way, then Merry Christmas. 3) SMU's passing game might not be among the elite but it could go ballistic against the second-worst pass defense in America.
And Why You Should Spend Your Time Roasting Your Chestnuts: SMU can't stop the run and the offense isn't anything special. This could be nothing more than a fun exercise in seeing how many yards the Wolf Pack O can roll up.
Three Names To Drop That'll Make The Perky Girl In Accounting Want To Take You Into The Storeroom During The Holiday Party For Smooches: 1) Colin Kaepernick, QB Nevada, 2) Emmanuel Sanders, WR SMU, 3) Vai Taua, RB Nevada
First-Thought Pick That Might Change In The Next Few Days On A Whim: Nevada 55 ... SMU 27
- Get Tickets For The Hawaii Bowl

20. Emerald Bowl
December 26th, San Francisco CA, 8:30 pm, ESPN
Boston College vs. USC

Three Reasons To Watch This Bowl: 1) How does USC respond? Does it have the heart and the toughness to decide to play in the Emerald Bowl? 2) Luke Keuchly. The Boston College freshman might not just be the best linebacker in the game, he might be the best player on the field. 3) Matt Barkley. The performance in this game will go a long way to determining what kind of offseason this will be and what the expectations will be for 2010.
And Why You Should Spend Your Time Roasting Your Chestnuts: Boston College doesn't have an offense. If USC shows up and wants to put on a show, this could be a disaster.
Three Names To Drop That'll Make The Perky Girl In Accounting Want To Take You Into The Storeroom During The Holiday Party For Smooches: 1) Malcolm Smith, LB USC, 2) Montel Harris, RB Boston College, 3) Damian Williams, WR USC
First-Thought Pick That Might Change In The Next Few Days On A Whim: USC 34 ... Boston College 10
- Get Tickets For The Emerald Bowl

19. Valero Alamo Bowl
January 2, San Antonio TX 8 pm ESPN
Michigan State vs. Texas Tech

Three Reasons To Watch This Bowl: 1) Passing, passing, passing. It's Texas Tech so it's going to bomb away, while Michigan State led the Big Ten in passing offense. 2) Greg Jones. He was the best linebacker in college football but never got his just due from the Butkus types. 3) It's the Alamo Bowl and it defies matchup logic. The last four games have been thrillers and six of the last eight were decided by seven points or fewer.
And Why You Should Spend Your Time Roasting Your Chestnuts: Nine Spartans were suspended after a fight in the dorms including two of the top three receivers, B.J. Cunningham and Mark Dell. It's not like MSU was playing at a high level before with all these key players in the mix.
Three Names To Drop That'll Make The Perky Girl In Accounting Want To Take You Into The Storeroom During The Holiday Party For Smooches: 1) Taylor Potts, QB Texas Tech. 2) Blair White, WR Michigan State, 3) Baron Batch, RB Texas Tech
First-Thought Pick That Might Change In The Next Few Days On A Whim: Texas Tech 38 ... Michigan State 34
- Get Tickets For The Alamo Bowl

18. Papajohns.com Bowl
January 2, Birmingham AL 2 pm ESPN
Connecticut vs. South Carolina

Three Reasons To Watch This Bowl: 1) Every Connecticut game is a thriller. Eight of the Huskies' 12 games were decided by seven points or fewer and seven of those were decided by four points or fewer. 2) South Carolina really, really needs this bowl game. Beating Clemson was big, but after the problems at the end of last year, and throughout November of this season, this should be a well motivated team. 3) Pass rush. The Huskies are tremendous at getting to the quarterback, while Eric Norwood and the Gamecocks are excellent at making plays in the backfield.
And Why You Should Spend Your Time Roasting Your Chestnuts: If South Carolina plays like it did before the Clemson game, or worse yet, in the disaster of a Outback Bowl against Iowa last year, this could quickly be one of the duds of the bowl season.
Three Names To Drop That'll Make The Perky Girl In Accounting Want To Take You Into The Storeroom During The Holiday Party For Smooches: 1) Jordan Todman, RB Connecticut, 2) Alshon Jeffery, WR South Carolina, 3) Lindsey Witten, DE Connecticut
First-Thought Pick That Might Change In The Next Few Days On A Whim: Connecticut 23 ... South Carolina 20
- Get Tickets For The Papajohns.com Bowl  

The 2009 Pre-Bowl Rankings
- No. 1 to No. 7 | No. 8 to No. 17 | No. 29 to No. 34